they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
“The Perfect Heist Hack”
Fun Fact: I modified a pair of pants for this sketch so I could hold 30 feet of rope and a full-sized grappling hook in the pant leg. Useful!
featuring Jordan Hare
#this is what we’re losing by not putting disabled characters in action/fantasy/sf stories#hitherto unavailable shenanigans!
when i say "grussy" do u think of the grinch's butthole or grimace's butthole
the grinch
grimace
See ResultsAnonymous asked:
Kinda toxic to hold onto gender roles like that. What happens if the guy you go out with is late on bills or didn’t earn his paycheck yet?
neotrances answered:
As an ex-animal welfare student I should watch the jurassic parks films and list every animal welfare violation I can find
Off the top of my head, the Indomunus Rex exhibit in Jurassic World is severely lacking in space, a human-sized entrance-exit, and a double-door system. All of those are very basic things every enclosure needs.
Not to mention the electric fence failure in Jurassic Park one. The fence had no backup power source and it was literally the only thing separating the dinosaurs from the visitors. At least use fences that can't be ripped through by a t-rex's teeth like scissors through paper. And add a freaking ditch, that's such a normal thing in zoos.
The Jurassic Park franchise has never been a warning about bringing dinosaurs back, it was a warning about following basic fucking zoo and animal welfare guidelines.


























